Ep 1: Pancakes, Wyoming

Description
"On our pilot episode, we fix some good ol' fashion pancakes, witness a spooky pancake ghost, and take a trip to beautiful Evanston, Wyoming"

Intro
"This is our first episode" Explaining the concept of the show.

"I'm Jess..."

 * The introductions don't actually follow this format yet
 * "Hosted by me, Jonathan, and joining me today, and every other day, as always, my compatriot, my lifelong friend, the person who gets me through every social situation I encounter alive... How you doing, Jess?"

Jess: Fluffy Pancakes - Allrecipes

 * Raveneski: ★ One star rating because that's the minmum
 * Emily R: "Daddy's pantcakes are gooder"

Legal Tender Restaurant and Lounge

 * Angie A: ★★★★★ They ate the waitress
 * Terence L: ★ "The plates of people that had been served looked inedible"
 * Regina F: ★ Waitress didn't give a recommendation
 * Joe S: ★ "Cocktail looked like a drugged out whore"

Arby's, Wendy's

 * Logan N: ★★★, Use condiments
 * Lisa M: ★★★, Put chili on the potato

Jess (again?): Park City Best Western + Landmark Inn and Pancake House

 * IHOB discussion
 * Phillip F: ★★ "There was ham on my plate"
 * Truel R: ★★★ "I had to shove it all in my mouth" like a soldier jumping on a grenade

Jess: Park City Best Western + Landmark Inn and Pancake House

 * More reviews here

The Pony Distress
No Pony Distress in this one.